PrinceJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Link's Quest For Ass 2]

MY GOD!!!!!!

THAT"S ALL 10!!!!

I really wanted to give you a score of 10 but regrettably I can't so I juz give you a 5

Damn it.......It's been a long time since I watched such hilarious stuff!

[The Void II]

Clocks are Great!!!

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Best Clock movie!! Why don't you consider making yourself the King of Portal as well as finding someone else to be the leader of clockcrew. Strawberry clock did nothing except made everyone hate clocks.

The only matter is the clock's conversations can be hardly heard. It a torture for non native english speakers.....Although I can understand most of them, it's a bit suffering. It'll be perfect if subtitles are added, just like Void I.

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[The Void I]

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Clock rulez!!
All my 5 r belong to this!
Impressed by the clocks again after Sonne..

[Prelude to the Void]

好長，好長，好長的路， 長得令人望è

好長，好長，好長的路 ， 長得令人望而生�。

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[White Crane Boxing]

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[Sad and Mad]

你早死早著。

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[Sonne]

Whoa.

Oh My God, my God,

my God,

my God.

my God.

Splendid.

I'm astonished and lost in abstraction.

Maybe I'm going to...hm...love Clockcrew?

[Taishi 2: Ju-Jitsu Master]

Great, I like it!

Oh, mine. It's been a long time since I watched such a good animation.

Smooth animations, suitable background music, fast pace. Without doubt it's a classified 'Great' flash in Newgrounds....

A big benefit of your flash is, you got different qualities for viewers to choose from. Also, the fps and file size is taken into consideration. I don't really know how much does this do, but it's rather considerate. Large file size and lagging performance really drives audiences away, especial foreign users like me.

Nevertheless, like someone mentioned before, besides the plus of run at good speeds on low systems, you need to rely more on your drawing ability. The drawing is a bit too simple, especially the guy in black......I mean the enemies.
I know it may take a great deal of time to have perfectly detailed drawings, but it may still be improved if you want to.

About the story line....firstly, I think the samurai is a bit too merciful =) newgrounds is a violent and hilarious place, and such mercy may not fit the taste of viewers. Of course, merciful is a kind of high-level-style and I'm one of those who'd highly appreciate.

The character's setting is fantabulous. How cool is a black samurai, but I think more characteristic should be add to him to make him more prominent, such as some strange weapons and special clothings.

Pardon me for giving unprofessional comments since I'm totally an amateur of flash.

[red/blue #5]

Hilarious!

"And I was just warming my testicles with my mouth....." ar-ha-ha-ha!

Great series, make more! Really enjoy seeing it..

[Cube Nebulosa]

-_-"

You are pretty sick.............!

but I like it =)

btw my computer can stand 25 Cubes..with low quality.....lol

I gave it a '5' :D for your creativity